When I have sex with a hot guy who I’ve wanted to get with for a while, right after he leaves
I’m like…
then I run to my best friend’s room and I’m like…
why yes i am eating chinese food & watching BBC’s sherlock at 2am
go ahead & judge me
(Source: otsunami, via littlewendycat)
it’s one of those days
first thing on my facebook newsfeed this morning= my ex has a new girlfriend
girl walks into the gym wearing a university of edinburgh hoodie
awesome.
the universe is fucking with me
WHY ARE MOST OF THESE ME
ALL OF THESE ARE EVAN
if anyone wants to know what i’ll be doing the next 3 weeks, this is it. plus the massive consumption of alcohol this weekend for 48 hrs for Bard’s spring fling.
yeah buddy
new rules
rule 8: if it’s not locked up or tied down, it was already yours to begin with.
rule 17: if there’s a ginger on the field. you have to hit her.
baby bro is a Case Western Reserve Spartan
so proud :,]



