jennamarbles:

How Girls Pack a Suitcase

every time. it’s inevitable.

When I have sex with a hot guy who I’ve wanted to get with for a while, right after he leaves

howtobealandshark:

I’m like…

then I run to my best friend’s room and I’m like…

saw peter dinklage (aka tyrion lanister from game of thrones) at the bar tonight

nbd

why yes i am eating chinese food & watching BBC’s sherlock at 2am

go ahead & judge me

(Source: otsunami, via littlewendycat)

it’s one of those days

first thing on my facebook newsfeed this morning= my ex has a new girlfriend

girl walks into the gym wearing a university of edinburgh hoodie

awesome.

the universe is fucking with me

When I say I’m not going to drink

whatshouldwecallme:

And then someone offers me tequila:

littlewendycat:

aestivate:

WHY ARE MOST OF THESE ME

ALL OF THESE ARE EVAN

if anyone wants to know what i’ll be doing the next 3 weeks, this is it. plus the massive consumption of alcohol this weekend for 48 hrs for Bard’s spring fling.

yeah buddy

(Source: )

new rules

shitmylaxcoachsays:

rule 8: if it’s not locked up or tied down, it was already yours to begin with.

rule 17: if there’s a ginger on the field. you have to hit her.

baby bro is a Case Western Reserve Spartan

so proud :,]